Random Crap: The Next Generation

willidleaway:

The people who created the Dare To Be Stupid video deserve some kind of medal for utter madness

[although I suppose there is a reason he’s called Weird Al]

Artista:  

Mitiruni

janinekspendlove:

nerdsrocket:

lemonistas:

I saw this before and IT GOT BETTER.

I need one.

This is pretty much the best thing ever.

thestarlesswanderer:

Being asexual is like being born without a sense of smell but everywhere you go people are spraying perfume in your face and when you ask them to stop and tell them it’s irritating and you can’t smell the perfume anyway they get huffy and respond with “Don’t lie to me; I can clearly see you have a nose. Everybody has a nose therefore everybody smells things and besides maybe you just haven’t found the right scent yet.” and then you want to scream

gamewtfs:

THE RESIDENT HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY EVIL. (This was the plot of those games, right?)

gamewtfs:

THE RESIDENT HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY EVIL. (This was the plot of those games, right?)

quiet-beatle:

pavl0vee:

dofer49:

how elton john runs from the police

Must save rock and roll

I swear this is one of the best posts on tumblr 

did-you-kno:

Source
tastefullyoffensive:

Ad for a local pizza shop. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Ad for a local pizza shop. [x]